Which category are you in?

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Which category are you in?

Postby Rosso » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:19 pm

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
Cheers,

Rosso.

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Postby LIBER8ED » Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:21 pm

put me down in the kitchen.. ha ha ha :moil:
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Postby corym » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:40 pm

for me it's unfortunately religious. damn.
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Postby SpecB » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:14 pm

Kitchen here :lol:
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Postby XRC15T » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:17 pm

I don't get the joke.... what is sex?
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