Dumb ways to die.

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Dumb ways to die.

Postby Ric » Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:42 pm

The latest attempt to stop people dying at railway crossings....

I like it. Very catchy tune, and well done black humour. :D


http://dumbwaystodie.com/


(From: http://media.theage.com.au/news/nationa ... 99803.html and http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/dumb- ... 29g2i.html )
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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby Deep Heat » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:06 pm

That's a very different approach.

Catchy tune.
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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby Boostaddict » Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:02 pm

Who thinks of this shit ?? Funny as tho.!!
Not a Subaru...... Something MUCH better

NOPE..... That's shit too. Bus anyone??
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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby SubMeister » Sat Nov 17, 2012 2:09 pm

That's pretty good, beats being lectured by the Nanny State
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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby Corsair » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:31 am

Boostaddict wrote:Who thinks of this shit ?? Funny as tho.!!

Highly paid advertising companies paid with our tax dollars.
Be that as it may, at least they're thinking outside the box for once. Well done and funny.
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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby Ric » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:52 pm

Now it's a viral hit, the singer doesn't mind being identified ;)

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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die

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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby Ric » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:54 pm

and the parodies start...

NASA version (cool things to find)


Live (from Youtube) version


Classic Rock version
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Re: Dumb ways to die.

Postby HyRax » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:07 am

I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off...
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