Male logic v Female directions

by **Ric** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:46 am

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again, as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)

Made perfect sense to me!!??

by **alessandro132** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:52 am

Ric wrote:This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read this again, as this is the root of most marriage problems!!)

Made perfect sense to me!!??

What she automatically expects us to decipher: "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6 [eggs as well as the milk]."

The fact that women expect men to be psychic? Priceless :lol:

by **champ** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 2:51 pm

If my wife asks me to get milk/eggs... I'll probably return a few hours late with a few other tech gadgets :wink:

by **mynameisdaniel** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:06 pm

I never got this, surely you can understand what is meant? Doesn't seem logical to buy milk based on whether the shop has eggs or not

by **Nottage969** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:55 pm

mynameisdaniel wrote:I never got this, surely you can understand what is meant? Doesn't seem logical to buy milk based on whether the shop has eggs or not

You, and I, are probably too young to quite figure this out Daniel. After all (to my knowledge), we're not married yet! :lol:

by **mynameisdaniel** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:13 pm

Nottage969 wrote:
mynameisdaniel wrote:I never got this, surely you can understand what is meant? Doesn't seem logical to buy milk based on whether the shop has eggs or not

You, and I, are probably too young to quite figure this out Daniel. After all (to my knowledge), we're not married yet!

Haha at least I'm not alone, looks like we've got a lot to learn :lol:

by **Boostaddict** » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:31 pm

What you single or non married guys miss is that if you dont get exactly what the wife wants then thats it and there will be no sex or a longer period of no sex ( depends if your in the shit or not already, which most of the time you are and you will NOT know why )

Thats why you have to take what they say literally, so in this case she asked for milk and if they have eggs get 6 cartons of milk because that is exacty what she asked for.!!! Hehehehe

by **alessandro132** » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:29 pm

Boostaddict wrote:What you single or non married guys miss is that if you dont get exactly what the wife wants then thats it and there will be no sex or a longer period of no sex ( depends if your in the shit or not already, which most of the time you are and you will NOT know why )

Thats why you have to take what they say literally, so in this case she asked for milk and if they have eggs get 6 cartons of milk because that is exacty what she asked for.!!! Hehehehe

I think you've just convinced me to be a bachelor for life :wink:

by **Boostaddict** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:31 am

alessandro132 wrote:
Boostaddict wrote:What you single or non married guys miss is that if you dont get exactly what the wife wants then thats it and there will be no sex or a longer period of no sex ( depends if your in the shit or not already, which most of the time you are and you will NOT know why )

Thats why you have to take what they say literally, so in this case she asked for milk and if they have eggs get 6 cartons of milk because that is exacty what she asked for.!!! Hehehehe

I think you've just convinced me to be a bachelor for life

You know what..... Sometimes that would just be easier!!! But hey life would be boring with out someone riding your back all day long, wouldnt it??? Mmmmhhhh hahaha . Then there is this 'thing' called love and that just takes over.

by **alessandro132** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:19 am

Love, then mortgage, then kids :lol:

by **champ** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:25 am

alessandro132 wrote:Love, then permission for mods, then mortgage, then kids

Fixed

by **alessandro132** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:43 am

I'll have to become adept at stealth modding so the missus doesn't notice!! Hmm, I'll just marry a girl who can't distinguish between a Holden Astra and a Lamborghini Gallardo :lol:

by **rooby** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:02 am

Just marry a girl who knows who's boss and tell her what mods are going to be done :lol:

by **bosc0** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:21 am

How good are women!

by **B4 Dave** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:29 am

rooby wrote:Just marry a girl who knows who's boss and tell her what mods are going to be done

Mate, we all know that doesn't happen.

Soon after they have worked out they have you they start demanding things and stop putting out. I am pretty lucky my missus isn't too strict about what I do with my income or what I do with my time, apparently. Any time I go somewhere by myself she has a winge though.

She did have a big winge when I installed the 3" MRT exhaust on the new wagon, but it was so loud I couldn't hear her complaints most of the time.

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