Male logic v Female directions

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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby Grrl » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:26 pm

Haha as a female (and a wife) I'm finding this thread highly amusing. It would appear my hubby has life WAY too easy!!!
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby WheelieBin » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:47 pm

Grrl wrote:Haha as a female (and a wife) I'm finding this thread highly amusing. It would appear my hubby has life WAY too easy!!!


I have a mate who taught his wife to play computer games so they could spend more time together doing something HE liked, and she now spends more time playing than him (and enjoys it!)

From what I understand, you and her are both abnormalities :P I wouldn't know though, luckily/unluckily (take your pick?) still single. I have another mate who keeps badgering me, going on about how awesome married life and kids are, but then he can never do anything without asking the missus permission first LOL
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby Sh4wry » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:10 pm

Boostaddict wrote:What you single or non married guys miss is that if you dont get exactly what the wife wants then thats it and there will be no sex or a longer period of no sex ( depends if your in the shit or not already, which most of the time you are and you will NOT know why )


Were always in shit its just the depth that varies.
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby B4 Dave » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:59 am

WheelieBin wrote:
Grrl wrote:Haha as a female (and a wife) I'm finding this thread highly amusing. It would appear my hubby has life WAY too easy!!!


I have a mate who taught his wife to play computer games so they could spend more time together doing something HE liked, and she now spends more time playing than him (and enjoys it!)

From what I understand, you and her are both abnormalities :P I wouldn't know though, luckily/unluckily (take your pick?) still single. I have another mate who keeps badgering me, going on about how awesome married life and kids are, but then he can never do anything without asking the missus permission first LOL

So your saying that for future happiness I need to teach my missus how to mod cars and scuba dive?????????????
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby SegR » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:35 pm

WheelieBin wrote:I have a mate who taught his wife to play computer games so they could spend more time together doing something HE liked, and she now spends more time playing than him (and enjoys it!)


I taught my woman to use the adjustable shower head, now the spends more time using it than me (and enjoys it).
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby alessandro132 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:32 am

SegR wrote:
WheelieBin wrote:I have a mate who taught his wife to play computer games so they could spend more time together doing something HE liked, and she now spends more time playing than him (and enjoys it!)


I taught my woman to use the adjustable shower head, now the spends more time using it than me (and enjoys it).


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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby seanmau5 » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:13 pm

Happy wife happy life..

That's how it goes right?
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby mihai » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:52 pm

seanmau5 wrote:Happy wife happy life..

That's how it goes right?


I thought it was "what the wife doesnt know can't hurt her..."
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Re: Male logic v Female directions

Postby seanmau5 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:24 pm

mihai wrote:
seanmau5 wrote:Happy wife happy life..

That's how it goes right?


I thought it was "what the wife doesnt know can't hurt her..."


No idea, I'm not that unlucky yet to have found marriage material.
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