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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:32 pmI want to make sure I don't offend anyone this year! 
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the (northern) winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our countries great. Not to imply that our countries are necessarily greater than any other country.
This wish is made without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference.
