club.liberty.asn.au

Police in Paramatta last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of:

2000 semi-automatic rifles.
250,000 rounds of ammunition.
10 Anti-tank missiles.
4 grenade launchers.
200 Kilos of heroine.
$50 million in forged banknotes.
25 trafficked Philippino prostitutes.

all in a semi-detached house behind the public library off Macquarie Street. Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:

"We're shocked, we never knew we had a library."