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Police find

Postby Ric » Mon May 28, 2012 9:43 pm

Police in Paramatta last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of:

2000 semi-automatic rifles.
250,000 rounds of ammunition.
10 Anti-tank missiles.
4 grenade launchers.
200 Kilos of heroine.
$50 million in forged banknotes.
25 trafficked Philippino prostitutes.

all in a semi-detached house behind the public library off Macquarie Street. Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:

"We're shocked, we never knew we had a library."
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Re: Police find

Postby iisshhyy » Mon May 28, 2012 10:44 pm

hahahaha
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Re: Police find

Postby Dropz » Mon May 28, 2012 11:19 pm

Wow!! A library!!
Built not bought, it's a way of life.
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Re: Police find

Postby rooby » Mon May 28, 2012 11:21 pm

Wow I always thought it was liberry.
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