Glasgow Drunk

Funny stuff. Nothing too obscene please...

Glasgow Drunk

Postby subyroo » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:48 am

Glasgow Drunk


A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgae, worried about her husband's
temper and threatening manner.

The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?

The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every
time ma hubbie comes home pished, he threatens to slap me aroon'."

The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When
your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water
and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't
swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

She says: "Doctor that was a effin brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie
came home pished, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he
didnae touch me even once!

Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water
does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."
Pedro

2021 Honda HR-V VTi-S
MY03 XS Forester (owned for 13yrs.)
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
User avatar
subyroo
 
Posts: 402
Joined: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:30 pm
Location: Moreton Bay QLD.
Car: 2021 Honda HRV VTi-S

Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 13 guests