You remind me of....

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You remind me of....

Postby conkyd » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:48 pm

A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says...
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What?... You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says "No, I`ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"
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Re: You remind me of....

Postby Gripped » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:53 pm

:lol:
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Re: You remind me of....

Postby Deep Heat » Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:33 pm

The perfect comeback to that would be
"well we can work on that"
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