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Mum Jokes...

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:49 pm
by WhiteGTB
Your mum so fat, she sat next to EVERYONE in the classroom.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:03 pm
by sinist4
i think theres typo there trieu... :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:05 pm
by tangcla
Yo momma's so fat, she lay on her back and rolled herself to sleep trying to get back up!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:11 pm
by Resonate
LoL so lame.... Yet i cant resist! Ugh!!

Your mum's so fat:

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big rolling ball.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind mt everest.

she stepped of the curb I swerved my car around her and ran out of gas.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:39 pm
by viriix
http://www.xkcd.com/320/

A typical normal day when i'm out with my mates.. lol

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:01 am
by adam
viriix wrote:http://www.xkcd.com/320/

A typical normal day when i'm out with my mates.. lol

remind me not to be around when "RULE social.b.99.1" comes into play mate.....

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:41 am
by viriix
rafl..

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:32 pm
by XXB4XX
been a while since I posted here,

How you all been peeps? all had a good new year?

---- Your mum's having a mouth party, and everyone is coming...

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:58 am
by WhiteGTB
XXB4XX wrote:
---- Your mum's having a mouth party, and everyone is coming...


LOL!! that ain't nice :)

Your mum so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:09 am
by Tom
Trieu wrote:
XXB4XX wrote:
---- Your mum's having a mouth party, and everyone is coming...


LOL!! that ain't nice :)

Your mum so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!


OMG Russell Peters <3

PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:21 am
by sooobi
- your moms so fat her class photo was an aerial shot

http://home.comcast.net/~mykel1/yomomma.htm

:) gotta love your mom..