First Date

by **conkyd** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:50 am

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"

by **Deep Heat** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:36 pm

You should go brothel I hear there much cheaper.

by **seanmau5** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:22 pm

Twinkle wrote:You should go brothel I hear there much cheaper.

*to a
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*they're

Don't read jokes so seriously!!

by **Deep Heat** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:38 pm

Lib_seanmau5 wrote:Don't read jokes so seriously!!

Do you think I would seriously recommend someone dump there girlfriend and only have sex with prostitutes

by **mincedmeat** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:08 pm

Lib_seanmau5 wrote:
Twinkle wrote:You should go brothel I hear there much cheaper.

*to a
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*they're

Don't read jokes so seriously!!

I read it like that anyway

It sucks to write a smartass remark (on facebook) only for someone to pull you up on all ur spelling and grammer.

by **seanmau5** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:27 pm

Twinkle wrote:
Lib_seanmau5 wrote:Don't read jokes so seriously!!

Do you think I would seriously recommend someone dump there girlfriend and only have sex with prostitutes

Well it promises 'variety' I guess

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