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Dirty talking

Postby sundayDriver » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:21 pm

It's the fastest who gets paid, it's the fastest who gets laid.
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby seanmau5 » Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:26 pm

Where did you find that???
:lol:

It's going to be covered luxuriously in my sweet juices..
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby Dox » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:15 am

Brilliant!
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby LiamVJ » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:00 am

swear my stomach almost burst when i saw this hahahaha
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby mincedmeat » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:00 pm

Bahaha, i already had the hots for her. Now im in love :heart:
Maybe ill stay away from any open flames tho...
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby hamish_023 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:16 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby t.renshaw34 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:44 pm

Haha someone spent some time putting that one together.
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby walts22 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:31 pm

This one is also brilliant.

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Re: Dirty talking

Postby hamish_023 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:05 pm

even better lol '"that little sticky, shiny sauce is obviously an acquired taste. I love it but.."
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby iisshhyy » Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:47 pm

hahaha the Jamie Oliver one had me in tears
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby Corsair » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:13 pm

Almost every line of that Nigella clip is laugh out loud, especially when she started talking about her "...deep flange..." :lol: .
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby rookilla » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:06 pm

"Just in case it isn't stiff hold it a way from me and set fire to it" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby Slothy » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:23 pm

A bit of clam soaking hey?
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby Jack_Keaka » Tue Nov 29, 2011 10:15 pm

oh geez thats the best laugh ive had in ages. my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
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Re: Dirty talking

Postby hamish_023 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:24 am




This one sets the bar to a new level
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