I'm so JDM

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I'm so JDM

Postby Penga » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:36 am

I'm so JDM, I sleep on the right side of the bed

I'm so JDM I have a carbon fiber toilet

I'm so JDM, I drift the shopping cart around turns at grocery stores

I'm so JDM i buy OPTION magazines and movies even though i can't understand a thing.

I'm so JDM my kid's stroller has an 8-point roll cage

I'm so JDM, my lawnmower is right hand drive and has an aftermarket LSD.

I'm so JDM I reflashed my dishwasher

I'm so JDM I take my shoes off before entering my car.

I'm so JDM, I exhaust-heat wrap my vaccum hose.

I'm so JDM I tell shops to take 60-90 days to ship my items.

I'm so JDM, the ring on my wife is forged by Rays Eng.

I'm so JDM, I have stretched tires on my baby's stroller

I'm so jdm I named my daughter fairlady

I'm so JDM, I time attacked when I took my driver's test at the RTA.

I'm so JDM, my burp reads torque on the dyno.

I'm so JDM, I only listen to music in mono in my right ear

I'm so JDM, my fart A/F reads too lean on the dyno.

I'm so JDM I win races 'before' V-tec kicks in, YO!
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I'm so JDM

Postby JDGT05 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:09 am

"I'm so JDM, I have stretched tires on my baby's stroller"

Haha quality!
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby bates91 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:39 pm

Penga wrote:I'm so JDM, I drift the shopping cart around turns at grocery stores


...guilty
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby Deep Heat » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:00 am

Penga wrote:I'm so JDM, I time attacked when I took my driver's test at the RTA.


I'm going to give that one a go.
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby Gripped » Fri Nov 18, 2011 11:44 pm

I'm so JDM my engine cover makes me hit V-tec at 4,200RPM lol xD
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby Jelwin » Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:56 am

I'm so JDM that my blood registers as 'Type R'...
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby Mikey » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:47 pm

I'm so JDM I only make right hand turns

I'm so JDM I pay random asian chicks to look pretty in front of my car while im not in it

I'm so JDM that I constantly squint even though I have 20/20 vision
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby SH30RB » Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:06 am

Jelwin wrote:I'm so JDM that my blood registers as 'Type R'...


hahahahaha :lol:
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby CHILLI » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:22 pm

bates91 wrote:
Penga wrote:I'm so JDM, I drift the shopping cart around turns at grocery stores


...guilty
:D



.... me too :lol:
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby SH30RB » Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:56 pm

read this the other day

Im so JDM, Tein make my bed springs
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby jdm rsk » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:43 pm

i am so JDM i married a japanese :angel:
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby BaSeLine » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:21 am

That's hard to top Shane. You're so JDM!
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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby Smithyy » Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:58 pm

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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby Smithyy » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:01 pm

Also found this one pretty funny :lol:

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Re: I'm so JDM

Postby SH30RB » Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:12 pm

SH30RB wrote:read this the other day

Im so JDM, Tein make my bed springs


Smithyy wrote:Also found this one pretty funny :lol:

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thats where i saw it :D
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