I'm so JDM, I sleep on the right side of the bed
I'm so JDM I have a carbon fiber toilet
I'm so JDM, I drift the shopping cart around turns at grocery stores
I'm so JDM i buy OPTION magazines and movies even though i can't understand a thing.
I'm so JDM my kid's stroller has an 8-point roll cage
I'm so JDM, my lawnmower is right hand drive and has an aftermarket LSD.
I'm so JDM I reflashed my dishwasher
I'm so JDM I take my shoes off before entering my car.
I'm so JDM, I exhaust-heat wrap my vaccum hose.
I'm so JDM I tell shops to take 60-90 days to ship my items.
I'm so JDM, the ring on my wife is forged by Rays Eng.
I'm so JDM, I have stretched tires on my baby's stroller
I'm so jdm I named my daughter fairlady
I'm so JDM, I time attacked when I took my driver's test at the RTA.
I'm so JDM, my burp reads torque on the dyno.
I'm so JDM, I only listen to music in mono in my right ear
I'm so JDM, my fart A/F reads too lean on the dyno.
I'm so JDM I win races 'before' V-tec kicks in, YO!