Joke for a Wet Evening

[Corsair]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver takes one look and says, "Ugh! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down fuming. She turns to the man next to her and says, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."