bates91 wrote:my surname is bate...
so it took about two weeks into starting year 7 before some genius realised that i was technically "masterbate"
thats the only one thats stuck for years, apart from bates, i guess cos most people find it easier to say than bate
That's pretty much my story right there and the funny thing is everyone thinks that you have never heard it before
Batesy is the main one i guess & Smiley @ work due to my not so friendly disposition