married man

[sundayDriver]

A married man left work early one Friday,

but instead of going home, he

spent the weekend partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night

his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.



After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife

paused and pointed at him and made him an

offer. "How would you like it if you

didn't see me for a couple of days?".....



The husband couldn't

believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled

and said, "That would suit me just fine!!"



Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her.



Come Thursday the swelling went down a bit and he could

see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

[Dropz]

BAHAHAHAA! What an idiot! Every one says with women just smile and nod, but it doesn't always work!