deserted island

[sundayDriver]

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and asheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised thatthey were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animalcompanions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrusclouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonelyman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until theman took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, butthere was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.The only survivor was Julia Gillard.

That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual. It wasanother beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze- perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leanedover to Julia and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do forhim.

He said, 'Could you take the dog for a walk!'