One of my friends went to the 2nd show tonight and another of my mates thought it would be a good time to suggest that he should spent less time listening to boring music
Aside from the to-ing anf fro-ing that went on, this little pearl came out:
Did you know the one about Bono at a gig?
He starts clapping his hands in rhythm, and says:
"Listen people, every time I clap my hands a child dies of poverty in africa".
Guy at the front yells:
"Stop clapping then"
