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Wanna be Beemer

Postby Ben » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:32 pm

Sitting in traffic at Caxton Street (Brisbane) the other day and this guy says to his mate "Check it out, he's got a wanna be Beemer", I laughed on the inside thinking he really must think I deaf and replied "Mate, if I *wanted* a Beemer, I'd drive one!" he then muttered to his friend, "what type of car is that anyway" "A Liberty" his mate begrudgingly muttered back.

I laughed about it all the way home (not far), I used to want a m3, but now I'm very glad I got a Lib, Beemers are dime a dozen in Brisbane and the attitude that comes with the territory will never be my style. Liberty FTW!! I'll spend the extra doh on mods and make myself a beemer killer instead. :angel:
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Sentinel » Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:22 pm

First I've heard of it mate. Having owned an M5 and been a Bimmer Club for many years, there is a very clear distinction between those that "have" and those that "do not". Those that "do" are simply oblivious to anything else, and those that "don't" make those sorts of comments that you heard.... Oh, and they buy 20 yr old 3 Series just so they can say that they own a Bimmer...

Having just gone through the whole 'what car to be next' conundrum, including bimmers and audi's, I can tell you that the Lib is an excellent car - it's not the best, but it's very good. Thus, I just renewed my lease... Does that make me a BIG wanna be when I came out of an M to get into a Lib and now I'm staying there??? :roll: :lol:
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby teK-- » Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:31 pm

After a skidpan event the other day:

Bloke #1 (referring to my car): "That one grips pretty well for a Commodore!"

Bloke #2: "No that's a Liberty"
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby nytrojen » Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:34 pm

Nah. Makes u a smart man. You can get 90% of the bimmer at 50% of the cost with the Lib ;)
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby jdm rsk » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:22 pm

bmw and most other euro driver think their shit dont stink.....long live the cheap car from the land of the rising sun...

90% for 50% well said and dont forget the depreciation
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Arith » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:33 pm

Well 40% of the price is for the name. The rest are expensive add-ons (ie- better engine, leather seats, HID, wheels, etc).

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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby jdm rsk » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:37 pm

Arith wrote:Well 40% of the price is for the name. The rest are expensive add-ons (ie- better engine, leather seats, HID, wheels, etc).

they dont all have the better engine,hid, decent rims and fake leather seats
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Fangin_RX » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:54 pm

Thats what i find weird, Euro car drivers (BMW, Merc Etc) Think they are king shit :S I personally laugh at them for spending so much money on a car. Cause to me seeing an 85K car on the road is like wow you actually when out and put that into a car you will sell in a few years? When buying a 35K car will do the same job and probably fair better than the 85K. Sentinel im also with you how people go buy a 10+ Year old Beamer, Merc or other Euro trash to say they own that certain car yet they arent worth anything.

Ive gotten to drive a few of the Mercs E 500 etc and they are really really comfy but i can get the samething from a Gen 4 Liberty STI and still look "cooler" cause it has the TBSTI badge on it. To everyone as my witness if i buy a European car any time soon please come kick me in the face :)
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby teK-- » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:09 pm

You are so simple Ethan.
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Kevlar GT » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:43 am

Fangin_RX wrote:To everyone as my witness if i buy a European car any time soon please come kick me in the face :)


Quoted for future reference. LOL !

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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Arith » Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:23 pm

Kevlar GT wrote:
Fangin_RX wrote:To everyone as my witness if i buy a European car any time soon please come kick me in the face :)


Quoted for future reference. LOL !

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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Kevlar GT » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:29 am

Arith wrote:
Kevlar GT wrote:
Fangin_RX wrote:To everyone as my witness if i buy a European car any time soon please come kick me in the face :)


Quoted for future reference. LOL !

I better start saving up for those steel tipped boots!


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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby tangcla » Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:47 am

Logic aside, cars just aren't about practicality though. People don't buy a Ferrari because they're fast - you can buy a POS VL Turbo and make it faster than a Ferrari if you spend the same amount of money. People buy it for the image, the prestige, the style.

If it weren't for the style factor, why doesn't everyone go and buy a Hyundai Excel?
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby Kevlar GT » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:04 am

tangcla wrote:Logic aside, cars just aren't about practicality though. People don't buy a Ferrari because they're fast - you can buy a POS VL Turbo and make it faster than a Ferrari if you spend the same amount of money. People buy it for the image, the prestige, the style.

If it weren't for the style factor, why doesn't everyone go and buy a Hyundai Excel?


But image, prestige and style are things that change with perception. Hats on backwards yo gangster wannabe's in BMW's do nothing for the name.
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Re: Wanna be Beemer

Postby smythie » Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:05 am

tangcla wrote:Logic aside, cars just aren't about practicality though. People don't buy a Ferrari because they're fast - you can buy a POS VL Turbo and make it faster than a Ferrari if you spend the same amount of money. People buy it for the image, the prestige, the style.

If it weren't for the style factor, why doesn't everyone go and buy a Hyundai Excel?
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