I appologise in advance for this but it made me LOL

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I appologise in advance for this but it made me LOL

Postby YamYam » Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:47 pm

2 prawns swimming in the ocean...one named Justin and one named Christian. They are constantly harrassed by trawlers and all the other fish and especially the sharks. One day Justin turns to Christian and says ''I'm sick of this life, bottom of the food chain and in constant fear of being caught and eaten! I wish I was a shark so I no longer have to live in fear of predators''. Just as he utters these words a large Cod appears grants him his wish and turns him into a shark. Christian looks at Justin as a shark and swims off, affraid of being eaten by his old mate.
A few days go by and Justin is starting to feel a little lonely, everytime he gets near to his old mates they all swim off in fear of being eaten themselves. He was starting to wish he wasn't a shark anymore so he could mix with his mates again, so decides to go find the Cod to see if he can help. After a few hours he located the Cod, who agrees to help and changes him back to a prawn.

Justin, unable to control his excitement at being his old self, swims back to all his mates and treats them all to a cocktail....the punchline does not involve a Prawn Cocktail, believe me, it is a lot worse than that.....

After a few minutes he notices his old mate Christian is nowhere to be be seen and enquires to his whereabouts. ''Oh! Christian hasn't been out since you turned into a shark, he was gutted when his best friend decided to switch sides and become the enemy''. says one of the other prawns.
Justin swims as fast as he can over to his best mates house to break the good news. He gets to Christians house and bangs on the coral gates. ''Christian it's me Justin! come on don't be upset, I am not a shark any more''. ''I don't believe you! I think you are trying to trick me so you can eat me.'' replies Christian

''No mate, you don't understand, I am not a shark any more,

I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian'' :lol:
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Postby libsti » Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:51 pm

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Postby viriix » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:11 pm

:?: :?: :?:

took me awhile.. to read the last bit a few times :p

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Garry » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:20 pm

I've heard it before and its just as funny the second time around.

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Postby Tom » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:36 am

LOL i had to read the end a couple of times before i realised hahaha..
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