Laura Lou

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Laura Lou

Postby YamYam » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:25 pm

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your jeans pocket with the name 'Laura Lou' written on it,'she replied.
The husband replied, 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,
The romantic meal we went for the following night was on the winnings he explained

'Oh honey, I'm so sorry,' said the wife, 'I should have known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet,
which knocked him spark out cold.

When he came to, he asked,'What the hell was that for?'

She replied.......'Your bloody horse just phoned.'
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Re: Laura Lou

Postby Sentinel » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:28 pm

LOL!

YamYam wrote:A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your jeans pocket with the name 'Laura Lou' written on it,'she replied.
The husband replied, 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,
The romantic meal we went for the following night was on the winnings he explained

'Oh honey, I'm so sorry,' said the wife, 'I should have known there was a good explanation.

Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet,
which knocked him spark out cold.

When he came to, he asked,'What the hell was that for?'

She replied.......'Your bloody horse just phoned.'
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Re: Laura Lou

Postby Fangin_RX » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:21 pm

haha thats an awesome one :P
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Re: Laura Lou

Postby OMGTURBO » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:27 pm

lol lmao
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Re: Laura Lou

Postby WhiteGTB » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:34 pm

Haheheh I like :)
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