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Postby libsti » Wed May 20, 2009 8:36 pm

1. The NRL has cleared Matthew Johns of any misconduct as the kiwi girl at the centre of the sex scandle admitted she wasn't aware of the interchange rule.

2. The Johns event didn't happen to my mind; there is no way Cronulla could
score12 times in one night.

3. She should have stayed still. Its common knowledge that thrashing around
attracts more sharks

4. What's the worlds bravest bird? A kiwi, cause it takes on 12 sharks at
once...

5. What's the difference between Matt Johns and Jaws? In Jaws there was only 1 shark eating the woman

6. I found out the name of the shiela Johns rooted. It was Joyce Mayne, get
what you want now and nothing to pay for 7 years.

7. The sharks get more crowds at their gang bangs than they do at their home games

8. Apparently the kiwi woman only wanted "sex" with Johns, not "six".

9. I finally understand the words to the haka. For years I have been wondering what "COME MATTY, COME MATTY' meant.
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Postby smythie » Wed May 20, 2009 8:40 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby WhiteGTB » Wed May 20, 2009 8:43 pm

LOL!!

Fark Norm... that is so wrong but funny at the same time!!!

LOL!!!
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Postby Sentinel » Wed May 20, 2009 9:14 pm

That's a classic! :D
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Postby loweart » Wed May 20, 2009 9:15 pm

LMAO !

That No. 9 is a pearler :lol:
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Postby coyote » Wed May 20, 2009 9:17 pm

Matthew Johns' mates are rapists and he is at best an accessory.




Did I not tell it right?
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Postby adam » Wed May 20, 2009 11:58 pm

coyote wrote:Matthew Johns' mates are rapists and he is at best an accessory.


i try to reserve judgement on matters like this until/unless i know the FULL story......
It very rarely comes out though.
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Postby llbjt » Thu May 21, 2009 11:53 am

LOL - awesome!!
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Postby swingn » Thu May 21, 2009 1:49 pm

:lol:
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Postby Fangin_RX » Thu May 21, 2009 6:09 pm

haha well done Norm :lol: :lol:
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