John got divorced and decided to have a sea change so he bought an isolated property.
after about 4 months working the property he's getting a bit bored but thankfully his closest neighbor (20k's away) phones up and invites him to a party
he warns "theres gonna be some drinking.. alot of drinking?)
"i love a drink" says John.
again he warns " theres probably gonna end up being some fighting too?"
"I'm a big fellah and i can take care of my self, i'll be right" John says
"these parties usually end up with some loving, you don't mind some loving do you?" warns the neighbor
"I'm a man of the world, all good.... by the way, who is coming to this party"
the neighbor replies "just you and me mate"


