party time

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party time

Postby adam » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:41 pm

John got divorced and decided to have a sea change so he bought an isolated property.
after about 4 months working the property he's getting a bit bored but thankfully his closest neighbor (20k's away) phones up and invites him to a party
he warns "theres gonna be some drinking.. alot of drinking?)
"i love a drink" says John.
again he warns " theres probably gonna end up being some fighting too?"
"I'm a big fellah and i can take care of my self, i'll be right" John says
"these parties usually end up with some loving, you don't mind some loving do you?" warns the neighbor
"I'm a man of the world, all good.... by the way, who is coming to this party"
the neighbor replies "just you and me mate"
I spend most of my money on booze, fast cars and women, I just waste the rest...
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Postby Fangin_RX » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:08 am

haha thats not gay at all :P
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Postby subnub » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:38 am

haha that is farken wrong
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Postby tangcla » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:24 am

Guy 1: If you went camping and woke up with a dildo up your ass, would you tell anyone?

Guy 2: no

Guy 1: Wanna go camping?
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Postby Fangin_RX » Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:58 am

Lol, whats with the gay jokes? :S you lot kinda scare me at times :P
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Postby Mano™ » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:31 pm

be very scared :)
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Postby Fangin_RX » Sat Nov 22, 2008 12:00 am

I think I have all ready suffered from traumatic viewing of gay jokes :P
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