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bunnings scam

Postby libsti » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:07 pm

Bunnings Scam

A 'heads up' warning for all men who may be regular Bunnings Warehouse customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while
out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex. With their hot looking T-shirts, it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings Warehouse. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, & three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. In the reject shop you can buy wallets for 50c each.
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Postby swingn » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:53 am

:lol:

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Postby WhiteGTB » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:56 am

I love Bunnings, great store.

Norm, tell me which location cause in the wagon I think I could possibly fit three or four of these thieves in mine :) :)
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Postby Arith » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:49 pm

Heh-heh. This is very similar to my Woolies scam! Must be the same girls. :P

http://forum.liberty.asn.au/viewtopic.php?t=2673

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Postby libsti » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:35 pm

Trieu wrote:I love Bunnings, great store.

Norm, tell me which location cause in the wagon I think I could possibly fit three or four of these thieves in mine :) :)


trieu,your happly married ive got 4 weeks to go so ill keep the location secert till then lol
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Postby WhiteGTB » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:12 pm

libsti wrote:
Trieu wrote:I love Bunnings, great store.

Norm, tell me which location cause in the wagon I think I could possibly fit three or four of these thieves in mine :) :)


trieu,your happly married ive got 4 weeks to go so ill keep the location secert till then lol


WHAT? you getting married in 4 weeks?
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