Parking Tickets

[gt_dicko]

Parking Tickets

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about
giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tyres!

So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

[Arith]

Haha! Good one.

[CJ1177]

THAT WAS FUNNY ROFL