Men are never satisfied

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Men are never satisfied

Postby Ric » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:24 pm

(Yes, I was sent this by a woman... ;))
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss Program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands

Before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in Nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads: 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. As promised.

Men, they are never satisfied!!!

He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: 'If you catch me, you can have me.'

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone, 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies,' I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read:

'I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine.'
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Postby MY07GT » Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:37 pm

This is a oldie but never seem to have enough of it. So what are the contact details for this company? :lol:

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Postby moggy » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:46 pm

So who you after Phil.. the bloke with the pink runners? :lol:

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Postby WhiteGTB » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:57 pm

LOL!! Nice one Ric, I haven't heard of that one before :)
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Postby adam » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:52 pm

nice one ric.
that reminds me of one of my favorite's....

a photographer and his guide/lookout are on the plains of africa when the guide notices a lion sneaking up on them.
he alerts the photographer who then reaches into his bag and pulls out a pair of running spikes, puts them on and starts limbering up.......
"you don't honestly think you're gonna out run this thing do you?" says the guide......

"i've only gotta out run you, stupid..."
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Postby Resonate » Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:00 pm

LoL I love it :lol:
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Postby tangcla » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:49 am

Two good jokes in the thread :)
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Postby viriix » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:33 pm

hehe fantastic!!! xD
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Postby sinist4 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:01 pm

that second one is a ripper haha
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