why guns are better than women.

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why guns are better than women.

Postby sundayDriver » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:27 pm

10. You can trade an old 44 for two new 22's.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if... See more you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


>>hope you're not reading this out to a woman....



1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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