two brothers, billy3yo and sam5yo were chatting one morning after waking up
sam said "we're getting a bit older now, i think it's about time we started swearing"
"yeah yeah" said billy
sam says "seeing how it was my idea, you swear first and i'll back up right after you"
"ok, if you think so sam" says billy
in the kitchen mum asks the boys what they'd like for brekky?
"aawww shit mum, how about some bloody cocopops?"
SLLAAPP!!! and he runs crying from the room
mum turns to sam and asks "how about you?"
" I don't know mum, but it sure as fuck 'aint cocopops?"


