Swishing

[Ric]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it
around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes
to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn..

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished
and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[swingn]

A classic without a doubt!

[teK--]

Gold, haha!

[Arith]

LOL! Love this one!

[SMI77]

Showed it to the handbrake.
She laughed, whilst giving me a "loving" thump on the arm!!!!

[smythie]

Handbrake

Audrey ends up driving a lot of the time when we go for a drive out of town. Even at a slow-medium pace for me she gets car sick when I drive.

[Sentinel]

Gold!!