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New Wig

Postby YamYam » Mon May 03, 2010 7:49 pm

Just had a new wig made out of my bum hair.

Gave it its first outing yesterday and it blew off :)
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Re: New Wig

Postby Roddez » Tue May 04, 2010 10:24 am

Sorry dude, that joke stinks....
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Re: New Wig

Postby Arith » Tue May 04, 2010 11:42 am

Sorry. I don't get it. :?:

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Re: New Wig

Postby smythie » Tue May 04, 2010 1:05 pm

Really? To "blow off" is to fart
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Re: New Wig

Postby Digital » Tue May 04, 2010 1:12 pm

*tap tap* is this mic on?

good try though :mrgreen:
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Re: New Wig

Postby Hobber » Tue May 04, 2010 2:34 pm

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Re: New Wig

Postby Arith » Tue May 04, 2010 4:17 pm

smythie wrote:Really? To "blow off" is to fart

I more figured that to be it was blown off from strong winds. Otherwise I was expecting some sort of 'my head farted and my ass burped'.

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Re: New Wig

Postby Roddez » Wed May 05, 2010 3:23 pm

Hobber, that response was funnier than the joke! :lol:
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Re: New Wig

Postby Hobber » Wed May 05, 2010 3:42 pm

Roddez wrote:Hobber, that response was funnier than the joke! :lol:


Let's face it though, that's not difficult...
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Re: New Wig

Postby Roddez » Wed May 05, 2010 5:39 pm

Hobber wrote:
Roddez wrote:Hobber, that response was funnier than the joke! :lol:


Let's face it though, that's not difficult...


I figure you probably have that picture saved in your My Pictures folder for just such an occasion...
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Re: New Wig

Postby YamYam » Wed May 05, 2010 9:48 pm

Roddez wrote:Sorry dude, that joke stinks....



So did the wig


I was taking the piss out of a bloke with a ridiculous wig on today.

He had the last laugh though.

Sentenced me to three years.
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Re: New Wig

Postby GTB Liberty » Wed May 05, 2010 10:07 pm

There was a joke?
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Re: New Wig

Postby Arith » Wed May 05, 2010 10:48 pm

YamYam wrote:Sentenced me to three years.

If I had the authority I'd sentenced you to 3 years as well for a joke like that.

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Re: New Wig

Postby Digital » Wed May 05, 2010 11:27 pm

this thread just keeps on keepin' on!
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Re: New Wig

Postby Spec B Wgn » Thu May 06, 2010 6:37 am

arse jokes crack me up..
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