Old Pilots....

[moggy]

Old Pilots......

You think as you have lived to be 71 you know who you are then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!!

An old pilot sat down at his local Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee a young woman sat down next to him,
"Are you a real pilot?" she asked.

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, flew in WWll in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot".

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend the whole day thinking about naked woman. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked woman. When I shower, I think about naked woman. When I watch TV, I think about naked woman. It seems everything makes me think of naked woman".

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "are you a real pilot?"

He replied,"I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian".

[smythie]

He wasn't a pilot - he was a cowboy

[Roddez]

So how do you know you have been talking to a pilot?