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Postby suff » Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:57 pm

oh, and some loctite
Daily : BMW E90 335i Sedan
Chasing 320RWHP ... FOUND (341RWHP) + Semi Slicks
Coming - APR FMIC, APR DP & Quaiffe Diff (finally)
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Postby adam » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:37 pm

speaking of prostrates... what do you call a Jamaican proctologist?


Pokemon....
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Postby WhiteGTB » Tue Oct 28, 2008 7:25 am

adam wrote:speaking of prostrates... what do you call a Jamaican proctologist?


Pokemon....


ROFL!!!
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Postby Mano™ » Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:10 pm

markii wrote:ahaha yes Trieu,
i am a male prosti, how do you think i bought my car :P

silly boy you :P


HE is a HE SHE! :) SLUT @ KINGS CROSS, near the kababa shop :P hahaha
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Postby adam » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:40 pm

Trieu wrote:ROFL!!!


I'm glad you liked it Trieu, i stole it from a competition that the Washington Post runs that asks for alternate meanings to every day words. some others were...

1. Coffee (n.) a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight
you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a
flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while
drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks
you up after you've been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor
assumed by a proctologist immediately before he
examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his
conversation with Yiddish expressions.

14. Circumvent (n.) the opening in front of boxer
shorts.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) The belief that, when you
die, your soul goes upon the roof and gets stuck there.
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Postby blacknwhite » Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:47 pm

All the information you get for asking a brand of soap :shock:
GT spec B MY07
Black/White interior
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Postby WhiteGTB » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:03 pm

Love it Adam, I find it funny :lol:
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