[SYD] JDMST EOMM and then Homers Cafe, 27th April

[Jack_Keaka]

The subaru line doesn't work... trust me!

Maybe we need to make the line relative, i.e. " I could have bought a Commodore/Falcon..." *weird, disgusted look from chick* "...BUT I have a Subaru" *girl smiles* SUCCESS!!

nah for some reason chicks like gay arse POS holdens...

[essbeecee]

You need to find better chicks.

[bates91]

Who needs coilovers when you have horizontally-challenged chicks

running s-techs/billies atm want it a bit lower in the front only. should i ask girls to sit on the bonnet?

Hahaha Ed I'm gonna try the "I drive a Subaru" line, however, I'll add just after it: "ladies, one at a time."

dont. most girls dont know jack shit about cars...they think its just separated by make. tell a girl you have a mercedes she'll go "ahh ok". wont know whether its an A-class or a SLS amg

You need to find better chicks.

end of discussion.

[Jack_Keaka]

You need to find better chicks.

clearly

[Nipple06]

Maybe he did and didn't even know it

i looked everywhere for the number steve... not there




and since when did everyone turn into doctor phil, and when was clib.liberty a dating show?

Hmmm I know a liberty owner that loves doctor phill :/
Dw wait for my sticker ... Pulls all the chicks just wait

[essbeecee]

dont. most girls dont know jack shit about cars...they think its just separated by make. tell a girl you have a mercedes she'll go "ahh ok". wont know whether its an A-class or a SLS amg

True, except for the chick from work who got into my car. Went up a hill at 1/2 throttle and she turned and said "dude that sounds so good. I just had an orgasm.."

[bates91]

dont. most girls dont know jack shit about cars...they think its just separated by make. tell a girl you have a mercedes she'll go "ahh ok". wont know whether its an A-class or a SLS amg

True, except for the chick from work who got into my car. Went up a hill at 1/2 throttle and she turned and said "dude that sounds so good. I just had an orgasm.."

I call bullshit. picsorban. although that is pretty much what ill do anytime i borrow your car

[Jack_Keaka]

dont. most girls dont know jack shit about cars...they think its just separated by make. tell a girl you have a mercedes she'll go "ahh ok". wont know whether its an A-class or a SLS amg

True, except for the chick from work who got into my car. Went up a hill at 1/2 throttle and she turned and said "dude that sounds so good. I just had an orgasm.."

same... but we weren't in any car

[essbeecee]

I call bullshit. picsorban. although that is pretty much what ill do anytime i borrow your car

You will go up hills at 1/2 throttle? Or wet yourself? You keep wimping out using that "my license" excuse. I need someone to drive the car so I can hear it lol. And I don't mean no half throttle pussy footing about.

[dr20t]

dont. most girls dont know jack shit about cars...they think its just separated by make. tell a girl you have a mercedes she'll go "ahh ok". wont know whether its an A-class or a SLS amg

True, except for the chick from work who got into my car. Went up a hill at 1/2 throttle and she turned and said "dude that sounds so good. I just had an orgasm.."

Yeah happened to me once too.

And that was the day I decide to give up the barbiturates...

True story, right along with middle earth and the snorks

[bates91]

dont. most girls dont know jack shit about cars...they think its just separated by make. tell a girl you have a mercedes she'll go "ahh ok". wont know whether its an A-class or a SLS amg

True, except for the chick from work who got into my car. Went up a hill at 1/2 throttle and she turned and said "dude that sounds so good. I just had an orgasm.."

same... but we weren't in any car

..........you didnt have a car but you were making the sounds anyway??
like this guy?


ps 1:27 for flutter/dose sujoy

[essbeecee]

Yeah happened to me once too.

And that was the day I decide to give up the barbiturates...

True story, right along with middle earth and the snorks

Its ok bro. I don't expect everyone here to understand what a 6.2L german V8 sounds like.

[dr20t]

I call bullshit. picsorban. although that is pretty much what ill do anytime i borrow your car

You will go up hills at 1/2 throttle? Or wet yourself? You keep wimping out using that "my license" excuse. I need someone to drive the car so I can hear it lol. And I don't mean no half throttle pussy footing about.

Bring it over I wouldn't mind learning how to drive rwd in a c class v8...

[essbeecee]

..........you didnt have a car but you were making the sounds anyway??
like this guy?

grrr y i no have working speakers now

[essbeecee]

Bring it over I wouldn't mind learning how to drive rwd in a c class v8...

I gotta whack on the 'fun tyres' first.