[SYD] JDMST EOMM and then Homers Cafe, 27th April

[sjm69]

Maybe he did and didn't even know it

[bates91]

if thats not code for "i want to cuddle up to you on a couch watching a romantic movie and see what happens" then i dont know what is...
get on it simon!

oh god dammit!!!!! looks like im going back tomorrow, to converse some more!

come onn simon usual shitt. sooo many options
-leaving town soon, youre in the fkn navy. chicks dig uniforms last i heard.
-tell her to come visit you in melbourne.
-ask her for recommendations for where to go on a good night out in sydney. she lists a bunch of places..."oh i cant remember all of them, can you write it down for me?....while youre at it write down your number as well" / suggest she takes you on this clubbing/pub tour of sydney

and last but not least "hey....i drive a subaru." works every time
/disclaimer not responsible for any social embarassment caused by wrongly implementing any of said strategies

[SH30RB]

Maybe he did and didn't even know it

i looked everywhere for the number steve... not there




and since when did everyone turn into doctor phil, and when was clib.liberty a dating show?

[alessandro132]

Hahaha Ed I'm gonna try the "I drive a Subaru" line, however, I'll add just after it: "ladies, one at a time."

[SH30RB]

Hahaha Ed I'm gonna try the "I drive a Subaru" line, however, I'll add just after it: "ladies, one at a time."

just dont use the "no fat chicks, will scrape" line... otherwise you will lose all of those interested

[alessandro132]

Who needs coilovers when you have horizontally-challenged chicks

[Louey]

Put me down as a maybe....

[SH30RB]

Put me down as a maybe....

Can do, Louey! will be good to see you there

[essbeecee]

You guys are all noobs. You gotta wear your keys around your neck like bling bling. It worked a treat with the BMW, but there was a situation when someone tried to steal my keyfob. So I went and bought the USB and started wearing that instead. One on the left is USB, the other two are keys. The best part is that the USB even came on a lanyard, but of course that was swapped out for gold chain instead. Turns out bishes love USBs.

[SH30RB]

bishes love USBs

never in my life will i hear that again...

[essbeecee]

Simon mate, I have a feeling you will be quite disappointed when you actually meet me.

[Farugah]

You guys are all noobs. You gotta wear your keys around your neck like bling bling.

Ive only got one key how do I work that?

[Jack_Keaka]

The subaru line doesn't work... trust me!

[alessandro132]

The subaru line doesn't work... trust me!

Maybe we need to make the line relative, i.e. " I could have bought a Commodore/Falcon..." *weird, disgusted look from chick* "...BUT I have a Subaru" *girl smiles* SUCCESS!!

[essbeecee]

You guys are all noobs. You gotta wear your keys around your neck like bling bling.

Ive only got one key how do I work that?

meh.. dunno. Not my problem.