Borrow someone's girlfriend

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#3 things I never lend anymore

1 My fishing gear


2 My chainsaw



3 My wife


The reason is they all come back F U C K E D

Hey Buddah, you say 'ANYMORE", does that mean at one point you used to lend out your wife?
I'd lend you mine, if I had one, maybe that's the problem.......

[overl0ad]

ok, so my gf is leaving the country for 3 months starting new year's eve.

any1 wants to let me their GF for that time frame?

or even part of that time?

sorry... bored @ work